The Bad Snap Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Klubnik is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klubnik drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.