The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Santos goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
78%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Santos scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.