The Hamstring Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“A mysterious flag erases Santos's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
82%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Santos's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.