The Phantom Flag Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“A mysterious flag erases Santos's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
82%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Santos scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.