The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Santos gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Santos drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.