The Wide Left Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Ref: "Number Santos, that's a flag." Santos: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Santos gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Santos's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.