The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Santos trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
92%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Santos's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.