The Late Scratch Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Santos gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Santos's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.