The Upright Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Santos's stadium. Only over Santos.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Santos is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Santos, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.