The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Santos's stadium. Only over Santos.
- Santos tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Santos, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.