The Wind Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Ref: "Number Santos, that's a flag." Santos: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Santos goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Santos, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.