The Snap Count Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The broadcast shows Santos on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Santos's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.