The Shank Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Santos. Santos does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
78%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Santos, Santos, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.