The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Ref: "Number Santos, that's a flag." Santos: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Santos's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.