The Phantom Flag Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Santos is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
89%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Santos's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.