The Shank Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
87%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Santos's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.