The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Santos's stadium. Only over Santos.
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
76%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Santos drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.