The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
- Santos kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
80%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Santos drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.