The Hamstring Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Santos's stadium. Only over Santos.
77%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Santos drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.