The Hamstring Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
- Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Douglas, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.