The Inch-Short Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Douglas tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Douglas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.