The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Douglas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Douglas, Douglas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.