The Dropped Pass Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Douglas gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Douglas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.