The Phantom Holding Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Douglas's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.