The Phantom Holding Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Douglas's stadium. Only over Douglas.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Douglas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Douglas, Douglas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.