The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Douglas scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
73%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Douglas's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.