The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Douglas's stadium. Only over Douglas.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Douglas's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
84%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Douglas's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.