The Inch-Short Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Douglas's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Douglas was due a breakout.
78%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Douglas, Douglas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.