The Dropped Pass Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Douglas tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
73%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Douglas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.