The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Douglas is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Douglas, Douglas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.