The Snap Count Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Douglas tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
79%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Douglas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.