The Inch-Short Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The QB looks at Douglas exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
92%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Douglas, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.