The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Douglas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Douglas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.