The Inch-Short Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Douglas, Douglas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.