The Shadow Coverage Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Ref: "Number Douglas, that's a flag." Douglas: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Douglas finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Douglas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.