The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Douglas gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
91%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Douglas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.