The Butter-Finger Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Douglas gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
84%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Douglas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.