The Mystery Tweak Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Douglas gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Douglas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.