The Butter-Finger Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Douglas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Douglas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.