The Snap Count Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Douglas tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Douglas's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.