The Mystery Tweak Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- The broadcast shows Douglas on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Douglas gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
91%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Douglas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.