The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- The broadcast shows Douglas on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Douglas gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Douglas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.