The Dropped Pass Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Douglas was due a breakout.
- Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
81%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Douglas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.