The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Douglas's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
- Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
86%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Douglas, Douglas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.