The Hamstring Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Douglas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Douglas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.