The Shadow Coverage Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Douglas will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Douglas scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.