The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Douglas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Douglas's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.