The Phantom Flag Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Douglas goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Douglas drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.