The Phantom Holding Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The QB looks at Douglas exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
89%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Douglas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.