The Snap Count Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
- Douglas drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
91%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Douglas's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.